a child with a INTTERNET FRIENDSHhip?? no…. not possiBle…. ……. firends can only be made WITH TOUCCHING… SEEEEING…. sensaually smelling…. internet FRIDND A LIE
gIRLs? silly CHilD… THEre are nO girLS on the internet.. only FOrtY yEAR oLd meNS?!?!
If you’re having a bad day here are a few baby animal pictures which surely should cheer you up! :D
okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it
R I S E
This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.
‘To Harry Potter - the Boy Who Lived!’
THERE’S JUST A BRANCH IN MY EYE
MY EYES ARE JUST SWEATING, OH DON’T MIND ME
whoops. just chopped a heap of onions and mistook chilly sauce for the eye drops..
I am not a human I am a fountain
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.
HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD
SHEEP HAD A PRETTY FACE,
BUT HER HERD WAS OFF IN SPACE
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (via kushandwizdom)